Josh H. writes:

“Got arrested a few days ago for underage drinking at a party. There were over 40 kids there from a few surrounding towns. Ended up in jail at 5 in the morning. I sat in a cell with 4 other kids from the party. We got bored and played leap frog in the middle of the cell. Then starting dancing in our boxers. We were then all put in seperate cells for “homosexual behavior.” I came home the next day with this friend request.”

I wonder if this guy is going on a beer run?

Your first day of college can be overwhelming. Especially meeting the person you will be sharing extremely close quarters with for the next year. You could end up with someone who is amazing or someone that you do not get along with at all. Even if you initially get along with the person you’re living with, it’s only a matter of time until you experience at least one of the following 10 awkward moments:

• Telling your roommate he/she smells
• Finding out your roommate knows you talk (badly) behind her/his back
• Waking up to find you puked or peed on your roommate’s stuff while you were drunk
• Getting caught using or eating something of his/hers without asking
• Farting in front of each other for the first time
• Finding out your roommate’s random hook up last night was your friend
• Finding out your roommate has a weird type of fetish
• The first few days of silence after you get in a big fight
• Seeing your roommate naked for the first time
• Waking up to your roommate having sex in the bed next to you

Read more about these types of awkward roommate situations and learn potential solutions to help things go smoothly through your first year by going to TheCampusWord.com.

Pre-game case of Natty Light - $9.00

All-you-can drink cup at a keg party - $5.00

Falling into a drunken coma and having your friends give you a new “haircut” - priceless

Please, for the love of god, do not become “this guy”. Do not let your friends become “this guy”. If you see your half-shot roommate reaching for yet another, please, just say “NO”. If your frat brother is scamming on a “hot babe” that resembles Rob Schneider, take him home! Trust us they will thank you in the morning and so will we.

I truly believe that one is never to old for formal education. However, you may be too old for Spring Break in Cancun with classmates your grandson’s age. Case in point…

You can take the boy out of the fraternity but you can’t take the fraternity out of the man…